LATEST KAMEN RIDER- KAMEN RIDER OOO

Eiji Hino is a traveling man who has no place to call home and a tragic past. When coin-based homonculi known as the Greeed awaken after their 800-year slumber to attack humans and feed off of their desires, the disembodied arm of the Greeed named Ankh gives Eiji a belt and three Medals to fight the other Greeed as Kamen Rider OOO. The mysterious Kougami Foundation approaches Eiji and begins assisting him in his fight against the Greeed, though their true motives are not clear. As Eiji fights the Greeed and their Yummy monsters, learning more of the Greeed and Ankh, he starts to find a purpose beyond his journey

脑袋都被门挤过

1.中午去存钱，排队时一美女在后面问我：“存钱是吗?”“恩!”“我正好要取钱，反正你要存，不如把钱给我，咋俩就不用排队了。”我想想觉得有理，于是把钱给她了。




2.下午上公交车，拿出公交卡咣当投进投币孔里了。



3.某日发现手机不见了，翻遍包包以及屋中各个角落，未果。遂郁闷地跌坐地上，从口袋掏出手机，给大家群发短信：我手机丢了



4.邻居忘了带钥匙，从我家阳台翻过去，在屋里找到钥匙后，又翻回来，再打开自家房门。更令人叫绝的是，我自始至终在阳台接应着，未觉有不妥之处。唉，我俩的脑袋肯定被同一个门缝挤过。



5.还记得第一次向女生表白的时候，太紧张，于是乎“恩，那个，XX,让我做你的女朋友吧”



6.前几天单位吃饭，一小年轻同事要了一瓶大雪碧，给大家倒了一圈，轮到自己的时候瓶子空了。于是该同事晃着雪碧瓶对服务员说：“这个还有吗?”服务员屁颠屁颠地跑过来，接过瓶子仔仔细细地检查了一遍，一脸诚恳地说：“没有了。”



7.和公司两个热心的女同事(丰满型)一起吃饭，她们张罗了给我介绍对象。



我想说：你们这两个媒婆真热情啊



结果一开口：你们两个肥婆.....



8.哥几个玩魔兽。辅导员查房，大怒，一把抢过鼠标，把桌面魔兽的快捷方式拖进回收站，清空，曰：让你再玩!



9.今天老爸打电话到老妈的手机上，当时老妈在忙，我就接了。



我：喂



老爸：唉，你爸爸呢?



我：啊?



老爸：你爸干吗呢?



我：额。。。打电话呢



老爸：哦，你让他打完给我回个电话。



10.一次大家打麻将停电了，就点根蜡烛继续打，后来有人嫌热，嚷嚷“喂~把电扇打开”大家忙劝“不行不行，蜡烛会被吹灭。



11.看中了双手套，老板要35块，我说30块我就要了，老板不依非要35，讲了几个来回不肯让步，我想想就算了，给了张50块的，他很麻利的找了我35 。。。。



12.一道题目要求把以下四句话用关联词连接：



1、张海迪姐姐瘫痪了;



2、张海迪姐姐顽强地学习;



3、张海迪姐姐学会了多门外语;



4、张海迪姐姐学会了针灸。



正确答案应该是："张海迪姐姐虽然瘫痪了，但顽强地学习，不仅学会了多门外语，而且还学会了针灸。



结果有一个孩子写：虽然张海迪姐姐顽强地学会了针灸和多门外语，可她还是瘫痪了。



又发现一个更猛的孩子写道：张海迪姐姐不但学会了外语，还学会了针灸，她那么顽强地学习，终于瘫痪了!



13.中午做饭，妈妈给我一盆胡萝卜：“去，把胡萝卜切成肉丁!”



14.本人姓朱，管理单位机房。有次有人打我手机：“鸡科长，你在猪房吗?”当时狂骂那家伙一顿



15.某领导率领众人喝酒，举起酒杯大声道:"让我们同归于尽吧!"



众人(……)



16.记得有一次去买一种叫伊丽莎白的水果，我张口就说：老板，莎士比亚多少钱?老板当场就呆了



17.米粉店



某：老板，来二两葱不要米线。



老板(……)



某(一边找座位一边回头补充)：不要放葱啊!



老板(泪流满面)：你到底是要吃米线还是要吃葱?



18.一次去市场买菜，准备聚餐，一个韩国朋友买了生菜，要2块4，他把身上所有的零钱都给了小贩，还缺一毛钱，所以他对小贩说--



“我的毛，都给你了，所以没有毛了。”



小贩哑然，半天，回答--



“你的毛我不要了。”



19.一次在食堂吃饭边吃边聊，突然发现自己把一块饭掉在了外面，暗自觉得浪费粮食对不起农民伯伯，就捡起来吃了。可是后来发现那饭，好像不是我的……



20.小强在集会时发表演说，下面的人洗耳恭听!



小强说："我最讨厌两种人!一是有种族歧视的， 二是黑人，三是不识数的!"



下面人顿时巨汗。。。



21.昨天游完泳，直接把后备箱打开，钥匙丢进去，然后关上后备箱……



22.去好朋友家，聊天中，她爸回来，张嘴就叫"阿姨"，尴尬中，她妈又出现，张嘴又叫"叔叔"……然后无限怀疑自己的智商



23.一次去买热干面,前面有一对情侣正在买,老板问他们要不要放香菜,男的说不要，女的说怎么不要。



我就在旁边想"香菜,为什么男的要香菜,女的不要香菜……"



想的正出神呢，老板问我，吃什么?我毫不犹豫的大声答到："香菜!!!"



24.高中时上学起的很早,早点都是老妈弄好我放书包带学校吃,一般就是馒头包子,周日不上课老妈做了稀饭,我也不知那根筋抽了,端起稀饭就扔书包里了...



25.某天,说到买烤鸭的人多,于是,她老人家不假思索的就说:"一到了下班时间啊,那买烤鸭的人就多的不得了,就看见那窗口前一只只烤鸭在排队."



26.打电话给财务找一个叫周春梅的出来。



我拎起电话一个激动：我是周春梅。。。=_=






周春梅：你是周春梅，那我是谁。。。



27.有一次在学校吃早饭，前面一同学刷卡，机器没反应，再刷还是没有，很郁闷说，机器坏了，我说让我试试，刷了一下卡，机子还真没反应!他再换了个，还是一样，很气愤!收了卡刚想放包里，发现手里拿的是银行卡，我狂笑!他指指我的笑得更厉害，原来我拿的身份证!



28.上大学的时候，有一年开学，宿舍老五在火车站打电话到宿舍看看有没有人在，打电话到宿舍老四接的。



“喂，老四啊，我老五，寝室有人吗”



老四睡午觉迷迷糊糊的：“啊，老五啊，你打错了，这是交干(旁边的学校)



“啊，对不起，打错了”



过了会，老五看看手机拨的号码觉得没错啊，又打回来



“你丫的老四吧，忽悠我呢，寝室有人没”



“没”



“哦，那我今晚住朋友家了”



“好的，明天见”



29.早上左手一个塑料袋里面满满是零食，右手一个塑料袋是垃圾，早上打开垃圾箱“梆”一下扔了个袋子。然后提着另一个施施然到了公司，中午饿了要吃零食的时候打开柜子才发现里面是一袋垃圾。



30.坐地铁进闸，拿手机在闸上狂刷，还一直和后面等我的人说怎么刷不出来呢，机器坏了吧。。。汗。。。



31.二十几年前俺老妈洋洋洒洒骑着二十八寸的凤凰男式自行车送我一岁多的妹妹上幼儿园，到了幼儿园她极度潇洒的使了招螳螂后摆腿，感觉磕着了啥。她也不为意推着车就往前走，走没几步后面有人在大喊“同志，这位同志……”俺老妈扭头一看，俺一岁多滴小妹妹保持坐姿吓呆袅横倒在地上，至此之后的二十几年，俺滴妹妹死活都不肯坐俺老妈滴自行车，这个恨也恨二十多年……



32.喜欢把瓜子全部嗑了吃。鬼使神猜，全部嗑好后，把盘子里的瓜子仁一古脑倒到垃圾桶，看着另一盘瓜子壳发呆。



33.显示器待机，去晃鼠标，结果还是待机，使劲晃了半天，发现自己晃的是手机……



34.骑车去买东西，到商店车没锁就进商店了。买完东西出来，把车锁上，骑车准备走。。。



35.小时候喜欢咬钢笔头，有天咬着觉得不对劲，特别咸，然后发现吸了一嘴墨水



36.有次削完苹果，长长的批没有断，非常得意，顺手把苹果扔到垃圾桶里，拿着皮就往嘴里送!



37.炒鸡蛋西红柿的时候拿着煮熟的鸡蛋在碗边磕了好久都不烂，还对老婆说鸡蛋坏了。



38.上次感冒打针，护士让脱裤子结果差点脱到底～



39.公司里有次犯晕了，想去上厕所的，不知不觉走到到纯净水的机器面前，看着大半桶的水，居然也没反应过来，“兹”的一声把裤裆拉链拉开...忽然间冥冥中猛的反应过来，“兹”的一声又把拉链拉上，什么都没发生似的回座位。还好旁边没人。后来想想，估计那阵子是工作太忙了。。。



40.野炊时摸出烟盒中最后一支烟点上，直接把zippo丢大火堆里把烟盒放回包里，仍旧烤肉，后炸出一堆火花烫坏2人衣服还毁了2碗饺子



41.拿着手机当火机点烟、拿着手机当电视遥控器一顿按。



42.炒菜的时候电话响了.接完电话直接把电话放菜盆里面.结果和菜一起到锅里了.然后看着锅里的手机楞了半天才赶忙拿出来.还好当时炒的是莴笋..要是麻婆豆腐...就完了...



43.大学的时候和室友一起回家，进门后一起换衣服，突然看到一只小强，她就上去pia了，然后拿着小强的尸体就来吓唬我，我很怕虫子，一紧张开门就跑出去了，她很兴奋地继续追我。。。都到电梯口了，才“醒悟”过来，发现我只穿了内衣，她。。。。。只穿了小裤裤。。。。幸好楼道里没有人。。。。



44.有一次吃饭前去卫生间洗手，一看见镜子大脑突然短路，很熟练的拿杯子牙刷，把洗面奶挤牙刷上，哼着小曲刷了个牙出来了，还一边奇怪怎么今天的牙膏味道不对。



45.第一天上班，有人电话找经理(女的)，把电话给经理顺便说了声，妈有人找你，接电话。



46.有一次上计算机课，我一边给男朋友发信息，一边很勇敢的大声对老师喊：“老公!我的电脑没连上!”闹嚷嚷的教室瞬间安静了。5秒之后全体爆笑。老师是个50多岁的小老头。



47.姐姐有一个手机和一个小灵通，有一天改了个新手机卡，有同事问她新买的号码是多少，她说忘记了，就用换过卡的手机拨自己的小灵通。拨号的时候继续和同事聊天，小灵通响了之后，她拿起来问：“喂?……喂?……你说话啊，不说话我挂了!”



在场的同事全部石化。



之后她按了挂断，然后说：“神经病，打过来又不说话”。



48.一日同学去中关村转悠, 一小贩凑过去问, “要硬盘不?便宜” 同学拿过来看看，说:“有多硬?”



49.记得还是小学五年级时,班主任问一组第一位同学:;你是什么民族;同学说:;彝族"然后问第二位同学："你呢?"答："二族"



50.顾客甲：老板，冰豆浆是热的吗!……



51.一朋友去逛家电，看到地上摆着一个家用体重秤，此友体胖，见到秤就想去试试。于是马上踏了上去，“嘎嘣”一声，事后证明，那个是一个电磁炉。



52.第一次用公交IC卡，上车后我主动向司机亮了一下卡片，就径直走向座位。不想，司机说：“读卡”，我便对着IC卡，认真读：“合肥市公交IC卡～～”，司机说：“到那边读”，我便走到司机指的地方，用尽全力念道：“合肥市公交IC卡……”



53.宿舍老四下床找了半天拖鞋，没有，问大家：为什么我的拖鞋哪里去了?



54.在食堂排队，听见旁边一男生说："师傅，来碗''子弹菜花''汤!"(紫菜蛋花汤)哈哈，笑得我喷汤了。

ULTRAMAN ZERO THE MOVIE

Kaiser Belial has already gathered a horde of ferocious space monsters and aliens to form his Galactic Empire. He will use them to take revenge to the beings of the Land of Light, especially, Ultraman Zero.




Here are the monsters that'll form Kaiser Belial's Galactic Robot Empire in Ultraman Zero The Movie: Super Decisive Battle! Belial's Galactic Empire (from left to right):



Regionoid

It is a huge battle robot soldier that was mass-produced by the resources and technology stolen from planet Esmeralda. There are two types: α (alpha), the land combat type, and β (beta), the space battle type.



Dark Gohne

He is the Staff Officer of the empire, A cold-blooded stratagem group leader. He can move from darkness to darkness, he can set the attack by changed his hands into a sword and a whip.



Aiaron

It's the ferocious armed battle group leader. It's so proud of its stubborn steel body since it can reject all attacks.



And here are the allies of Ultraman Zero in defending Planet Esmeralda (starting from top to bottom):



Jan Bird

It is the spaceship which is handed down to Planet Esmeralda royal families from generation to generation. It was operated by the super AI. Ran & his brother, Nao will get in this ship. Princess Emelrana also use this ship to shelter herself. This spaceship has a further secret seems to be hidden.



Mirror Knight

He is mirror warrior from 2 dimensional planet, "Kagami no Hoshi" in a huge space mirror. He is in charge with a mission to protect royal families of the planet Esmeralda that was being invaded and attacked by Belial's Empire.



Glen Fire

He is a soldier of flame with a soul of burning magma. He love freedom and run through infinite space with friends. With ability to handle flame freely, he plays an active part to a weapon in magic wand of the flame, "The Fire Stick."



If you still haven't seen it, you can check out Ultraman Zero's human host, Ran, and his two upgrades namely Fang Form and Super Form.



Ultraman Zero The Movie: Super Decisive Battle! Belial's Galactic Empire is a sequel of the previous movie, Mega Monster Battle: Ultra Galaxy Legends The Movie, Belial has survived, returning in a powered-up form and proclaiming himself to be “the galactic emperor Kaiser Belial”. Building up an enormous galactic robot empire, Kaiser Belial aspires for universal conquest in revenge against the Ultra warriors.
[http://arnoldmcguireplace.blogspot.com/2010/08/kaiser-belials-empire-zeros-allies.html]

THE LATEST ULTRAMAN(ULTRAMAN ZERO)----SON OF ULTRAMAN SEVEN

The Son Of ULTRAMAN SEVEN Appear In The ULTRAMAN Movie,
Mega Monster Battle: Ultra Galaxy Legend The Movie .
The film opens up with a red orb of energy chasing after a blue orb of energy throughout space. Upon landing on a desert-like moon, the blue orb reveals itself to be the monster, Bemular. The red orb reveals itself to be Ultraman Mebius and the two face off. After a short battle, Ultraman Mebius destroys Bemular and returns to his home planet of the Land of Light (光の国, Hikari no Kuni?) in Nebula M78, where he is reunited with Ultraman, Zoffy, and Ultra Seven. The three ultras inform Mebius that "minus energy" has been plaguing several planets in the Universe lately, causing monsters across the universe to rampage for unexplained reasons.




Meanwhile on a Space Prison (宇宙牢獄, Uchū Rōgoku?) (a.k.a. the Belial Prison (ベリアルプリズン, Beriaru Purizun?)), Alien Zarab (disguised as Imitation Ultraman) tricks two guard Ultras and uses the Giga Battle Nizer (ギガバトルナイザー, Giga Batoru Naizā?) to release an evil Ultraman known as Ultraman Belial (ウルトラマンベリアル, Urutoraman Beriaru?). Alien Zarab declares an alliance with the evil Ultraman, but is quickly killed in cold blood. Ultraman Belial is then confronted by a squadron of Ultras led by Ultraman Taro to stop him, but Belial easily shrugs them all off and fights with Taro himself, dragging him down to M78. Ultraman Belial is then confronted by all of the citizens of M78, but he easily brushes them all off and continues towards HQ, taking out Ultraman, Seven, Zoffy, Mebius, Jack, Ace, 80, and even both Ultra Father and Ultra Mother until finally he steals the Plasma Spark (プラズマスパーク, Purazuma Supāku?): the ultimate source of power for the Ultras on the planet. Without its power, the Land of Light quickly freezes over, as well as all of its denizens, (Ultraman and Ultra Seven survive by shielding themselves at the last moment.) Ultraman Belial then leaves the Land of Light with the Plasma Spark in hand and heads to the Monster Graveyard as Ultraman Taro saves the last amount of light to keep the planet alive. Meanwhile Ultraman Mebius, who was flung into space during Belial's raid, returns to the Land of Light to see that it has become a frozen wasteland. However, Ultraman and Ultra Seven inform Mebius of a helpful source, Rei, a Reionyx and the human form of Reimon.



Elsewhere, the ZAP SPACY after their battle against Alien Reiblood have now landed on an Earth-like Planet known as "Dent." However their visit is quickly interrupted by the appearance of the monster Zaragas, who appears before them in a meteorite. After a short battle using their weapons, Rei sends his Gomora to do battle against the monster and after some assistance by the ZAP SPACY, Zaragas is destroyed. Immediately afterwards, the ZAP SPACY is shocked by the sudden appearance of Ultraman Mebius, who takes Rei and teleports away before the ZAP SPACY can respond.



Rei is then confronted by Mirai, the human form of Ultraman Mebius. Mirai tells Rei the story of M78, and the Land of Light. Long ago, The Planet and its people were once very much like Earth until its sun went out and thus the planet faced destruction until the Plasma Spark was created, it is revealed that the Plasma Spark acts like an artificial sun for the planet and that it also transformed all of its citizens into the Ultra Warriors. Mirai then explains the story of Ultraman Belial: Before his current state, Belial was tempted into owning the power of the Plasma Spark for himself, but was visibly scarred by its energy and was banished by the Ultra Warriors for endangering the planet. In the deep recesses of space he met Alien Reiblood who fuses with Belial, transforming him into the evil Ultra he is now and acting as his consciousness. During Belial's first raid on the Land of Light called the Belial Revolt (ベリアルの乱, Beriaru no Ran?), he nearly conquers the planet with an army of monsters until he was confronted by Ultraman King. Ultraman Belial was sealed away in a prison made to hold him, his army was destroyed, and the Giga Battle Nizer was sealed away in a Valley of Fire. Mirai then asks for Rei's assistance now that Belial has returned, and Rei agrees to help. Meanwhile after fleeing M78, Ultraman Belial hides in the Monster Graveyard and uses the Giga Battle Nizer to resurrect and control 100 Ultra Monsters to fight the Ultra Warriors.



Rei and Mirai soon land on the frozen surface of the Land of Light, and begin to journey to the Plasma Spark Tower to reunite with Ultraman and Ultra Seven. However, the duo are suddenly ambushed by the sudden appearances Dorako, Bemstar, and Saramandora, all led by an Alien Shaplay, whom was sent by Ultraman Belial to stop them from reaching the Tower. During the fight, Mirai's Medium Brace is damaged by Alien Shaplay and Rei nearly loses his Battle Nizer, but luckily Shin Hayata (Ultraman's human form) and Dan Moroboshi (Ultra Seven's human form) arrive to briefly stop Alien Shaplay; Rei rescues his Battle Nizer and Dan's Capsule Monsters: Windam, Miclas, and Agira fight and destroy Belial's monsters as the four heroes continue to venture to the Spark Tower.



During the Journey, Hayata and Mirai suggest calling out to an unknown person believed to have limitless potential, but Dan refuses. Like Belial, the person was also tempted into owning the Plasma Spark but was stopped by Ultra Seven and was "banished" from the Land of Light as well. In reality the person, for now known as "Zero" was sent to train with Ultraman Leo on a desert planet while wearing training armor known as the Techtor Gear Zero (テクターギア・ゼロ, Tecutā Gia Zero?). Zero is more reliant on physical strength and appears to be stubborn, although it is revealed he does have a sense of justice as he befriends a Pigmon on the planet where he is training.



The heroes soon reach the Spark Tower and prepare to reunite with Ultraman Taro, but Alien Shaplay returns seeking vengeance and sends another of Belial's monsters, Black King to stop the heroes. Rei sends Gomora to battle against Black King while the Ultra Brothers face off against Alien Shaplay inside the Tower. Ultimately, Alien Shaplay plunges to his death and Gomora destroys Black King in short order. Using the last of his remaining power, Ultraman Taro gives his energy to Hayata, Dan, and repairs Mirai's Medium Brace, allowing the three Ultras to transform once again. Rei joins up with them and together the heroes journey to face off against Ultraman Belial in the Monster Graveyard.



Soon the Ultra Brothers, Gomora, Litra, and Rei all confront Ultraman Belial in the Monster Graveyard. After a failed attempt to turn Rei against the Ultra Brothers, Belial unleashes his Monster Army to destroy them, Ultraman and Ultra Seven team up while Mebius and Gomora work together to retrieve the Plasma Spark. Rei transforms into Reimon to face off against some of Belial's alien minions and is victorious. Noticing that Rei is a Reiblood just like him, Belial continues to goad Reimon into joining him as they are both "brothers." After Reimon refuses again, Belial strikes Reimon with some negative Reiblood energy, transforming him into Reimon's out-of-control Burst Mode. Gomora transforms into Reionic Burst Mode as well, but with Belial having superior control over Reiblood energy, Burst Mode Reimon is brainwashed into attacking the Ultra Brothers instead and Gomora mortally wounds Ultra Seven.



Elsewhere in the Universe, the ZAP SPACY are searching for Rei but are suddenly ambushed by two more of Belial's monsters, Nurse and Alien Zetton. Suddenly, a man named Shin Asuka appears, fights, and defeats Alien Zetton. He reveals himself as Ultraman Dyna to the ZAP SPACY, he agrees to take them to the Monster Graveyard after destroying Nurse. Upon arriving in the Monster Graveyard, Ultraman Dyna tries to face off against Belial while the ZAP SPACY crew snaps Reimon out of his Burst Mode. After brushing off Dyna, Belial tries to kill the ZAP SPACY and Rei, but Ultra Seven takes the hit and collapses, but not before sending his Eye Slugger to the deep recesses of space.



Back on the Planet where Leo is training Zero, during their training Leo witnesses his pupil saving the life of his Pigmon friend and stops fighting. Both Leo and Ultraman King inform Zero that he saved the life of someone, the purpose of being an Ultraman, and they finally reveal to him that when he was exiled, Ultra Seven was actually saving his life by stopping him from touching the Plasma Spark, otherwise he would've ended up just like Ultraman Belial. Suddenly, Ultra Seven's Eye Slugger appears before them as an S.O.S. Ultraman King finally reveals that Zero is actually the son of Ultra Seven, Ultraman Zero (ウルトラマンゼロ, Urutoraman Zero?). Redeemed and now freed from his armor, Ultraman Zero takes off to the Monster Graveyard to confront Ultraman Belial.



Upon arriving, Ultraman Zero quickly retrieves his father's body, but is too late as Ultra Seven dies in his arms. Infuriated and fueled with potential, Ultraman Zero destroys the remaining monsters of Belial's Monster Army and faces off with Ultraman Belial himself. After a long and vicious battle, Ultraman Zero disarms Belial of the Giga Battle Nizer and defeats Ultraman Belial with ease, knocking him into a river of molten lava and seemingly destroying him. Ultraman Leo and Astra also reunite with the other Ultras in attendance and prepare to take the Plasma Spark back to the Land of Light.



Suddenly, all the monsters of Belial's Army (as well as a few others) suddenly reappear as ghosts and they all dive into the Lava where Belial had fallen before. They all soon re-emerge, combined to form the gigantic Beryudora (ベリュドラ, Beryudora?) with Ultraman Belial as its brain. All the Ultras in attendance (Ultraman, Leo, Astra, Dyna, Mebius, and Zero), Rei, EX Gomora, and the ZAP SPACY crew all work together to try and stop Beryudora, but the gargantuan monster of monsters stands up to them all and shrugs off all of their attacks. Rei then notices the Giga Battle Nizer, attempting to take control of Belial's monsters with his own Battle Nizer, Beryudora is immobilized from the monsters revolting against Belial. This allows Ultraman Zero to use the Plasma Spark's energy to give him enough power to destroy Ultraman Belial once and for all, even though he claims he is immortal. After the combined forces off the Ultras, the ZAP SPACY, and Ultraman Zero's power, Beryudora explodes and the Giga Battle Nizer follows close behind.



The Plasma Spark is returned to the Land of Light, restoring the planet's life and saving the people of M78. The ZAP SPACY crew become the first humans to ever set foot on the Land of Light and after saying their goodbyes to Hayata and Mirai, Asuka decides to join the ZAP SPACY crew on their adventure. Ultraman Zero is reunited with his revived father Ultra Seven, and Ultraman King warns the population of Ultras that while they have just overcome a major crisis, there are likely more to come, and they must all work together to protect the galaxy.



Elsewhere, Ultraman Belial's lifeless body who survived the destruction of Beryudora is seen with his eyes lighting up with life...[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mega_Monster_Battle:_Ultra_Galaxy]

ULTRAMAN ZERO
Stats
Height: 49 meters


Weight: 35,000 tonnes (45,000 tonnes when wearing the Techtor Gear Zero)

Flying Speed: Mach 7

Home Planet: The Land of Light, Nebula M78

Powers & Weapons
Ultra Zero Kick (ウルトラゼロキック, Urutora Zero Kikku?): A flying kick similar to Ultraman Leo's Leo Kick.

Leo Zero Kick (レオゼロキック, Reo Zero Kikku?) A Flying kick with Ultraman Leo.

Emerium Slash (エメリウムスラッシュ, Emeriumu Surasshu?): A beam similar to Ultra Seven's Emerium Beam.

Wide Zero Shot (ワイドゼロショット, Waido Zero Shotto?): A "L" style beam similar to Ultra Seven's Wide Shot.

Zero Sluggers (ゼロスラッガー, Zero Suraggā?): Two throwing weapons on his head that are similar to Ultra Seven's Eye Slugger.

Zero Slugger Attack (ゼロスラッガーアタック, Zero Suraggā Atakku?): A slashing attack with the Zero Sluggers.

Zero Twin Shoot (ゼロツインシュート, Zero Tsuin Shūto?): A powerful beam from his chest with the Zero Sluggers.

Zero Twin Sword (ゼロツインソード, Zero Tsuin Sōdo?): The Zero Sluggers which turned into a crescent-shaped blade using the Plasma Spark's energy.

Plasma Spark Slash (プラズマスパークスラッシュ, Purazuma Supāku Surasshu?): A slashing attack with the Zero Twin Sword.
 
Ultraman Belial
Stats
Height: 55 meters


Weight: 60,000 tonnes

PowersThese use the Giga Battle Nizer.

Belial Shot (ベリアルショット, Beriaru Shotto?): An energy bullet.

Belial Death Scythe (ベリアルデスサイズ, Beriaru Desu Saizu?): A scythe blade-shaped beam.

Belial Geno Thunder (ベリアルジェノサンダー, Beriaru Jeno Sandā?): A lightning bolt.

Belial Whip (ベリアルウィップ, Beriaru Wippu?): An energy whip.

Belial Black Hole Thunder (ベリアルブラックホールサンダー, Beriaru Burakku Hōru Sandā?): Not used in the movie

轻松时间·

1）１篇讓你臉色發白的小學作文
我的家中有九位成員，大家都很親切。

我有一個慈祥和藹的媽媽，
一個健康開朗的爸爸甲，一個誠懇老實的爸爸乙，
和一個念高中的哥哥，一個被退學的二哥，
還有一個正在考慮休學和墮胎的大姐，
一個還不知道性別的外甥。
其實還有奶奶，但是奶奶在跑路，爺爺在坐牢，都不在。
我想奶奶常跑步.會比較長壽，因為老年人總是要多多運動比較好，
不要一直坐著，爺爺，你要小心ㄌ!
媽媽平常喜歡講電話，因為她在家上班.可以經營色情電話專線。
爸爸甲喜歡假日養花種草，但是最近收成的作物都被警方查獲銷毀了。
喜歡種種罌粟花、大麻難道有錯嗎？
這陣子他都不太開心，爸爸乙就會安慰爸爸甲：“時機不好，不如來公司上班。
爸爸乙喜歡替大家煮宵夜，他每天很晚才去上班，就是去做午夜牛郎。
大哥常常打電腦，總是替收保護費的班級名單建檔管理，在南區他是第一個，
我以大哥為榮。二哥想去爸爸乙的公司上班，爸爸乙覺得等他大一點再來。
大姐的興趣是收集火柴盒，到目前收集了九百九十多個，
她說她的目標是有一天要把這個家燒掉。
我最敬佩警察伯伯，每天都埋伏在我家附近，讓我們感到安全感，
況且每天來我家問我：“爸爸回來了沒有？”警察伯伯太讓我感動，
主動關切家中成員，所謂警民一條心，所以我們要尊敬警察伯伯。
我的家庭氣氛很和諧，打掃得也很乾淨，都找不到一顆彈殼。
爸爸特別交待我，他的手槍.衝鋒槍、手榴彈每次用完後，必須如何保養，
讓我從中體會，東西用完一定要好好愛惜保養，
否則不能用時會後悔不及。爸爸也告訴我很多做人做事的道理，
有這麼美滿的家庭，我要努力用功讀書，才不辜負家人對我的愛護。
老師的評語
好孩子，南區的地盤將來統統是你的!

2）世上有兩件事很難
世上有兩件事很難：

一是把自己的思想，裝進別人的腦袋，
二是把別人的錢，裝進自己的口袋。
前者成功的叫 -- 老師，
後者成功的叫 -- 老板。
兩者都成功了的叫...老婆 !!!

A MOVIE MUST WATCH

3 Idiots (Hindi: थ्री इडीयट्स) is a 2009 Indian comedy film directed by Rajkumar Hirani, with a screenplay by Abhijat Joshi, and produced by Vidhu Vinod Chopra. It was loosely adapted from the novel Five Point Someone by Chetan Bhagat. 3 Idiots stars Aamir Khan, R. Madhavan, Sharman Joshi, Kareena Kapoor, Omi Vaidya, Parikshit Sahni and Boman Irani.




Upon release, the film broke all opening box office records in India. It was the highest-grossing film in its opening weekend in India and has the highest opening day collections for a Bollywood film. It also has the record for highest net collections in the first week for a Bollywood film. Within 10 days of its release, the film crossed the 1 billion mark in India and became the first film of 2009 to do so. The film also created a new box office record for a release in the last quarter of a year (October to December), breaking the previous record set by Ghajini. It is also the highest-grossing film to be released in the second half of the year (July to December), breaking the previous record also held by Ghajini. This was broken later by the 2010 Tamil science fiction film Enthiran.[3]



3 Idiots has become the highest-grossing Bollywood film of all time in India,[4] breaking the previous record set by Ghajini which also starred Aamir Khan. The film set a box office record for the Indian film industry, grossing 339 crore worldwide.[2] It was expected to be the first Indian film to be officially released on YouTube, within 12 weeks of releasing in theaters on 25 March 2010, but never got released.[5] The film also went on to win many awards, winning six Filmfare Awards including best film and best director, ten Star Screen Awards and sixteen IIFA awards.



The film also uses real inventions by little known people in India's backyards. The brains behind the innovations were Remya Jose, a student from Kerala, who created the exercise-bicycle/washing-machine, Mohammad Idris, a barber from Meerut district in Uttar Pradesh, who invented a bicycle-powered horse clipper, and Jahangir Painter, a painter from Maharashtra, who made the scooter-powered flour mill.[6] The film is scheduled to be remade as Nanban in Tamil and "3 Rascals" in Telugu.[7]



Contents [hide]

1 Plot

2 Cast

3 Production

3.1 Filming

4 Release

4.1 Box office

4.1.1 India

4.1.2 Overseas

4.2 Critical reception

5 Awards

6 Soundtrack

6.1 Tracklist

7 Controversy: Adaptation from book

8 See also

9 References

10 External links





PlotFarhan Qureshi (R. Madhavan), Raju Rastogi (Sharman Joshi), and Rancchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad "Rancho" (Aamir Khan) are three engineering students who share a room in a hostel at the Imperial College of Engineering (ICE). Farhan is studying engineering to pursue his father's wishes over his own wish — to become a wildlife photographer. Raju is studying to raise his family's fortunes while Rancho, driven by his passion for machines and devices, studies for joy of it. However, due to this different approach Rancho incurs the wrath of dean of college, Professor Viru "Virus" Shahastrabuddhe (Boman Irani). Virus labels Rancho and his friends as "idiots" and attempts on a number of occasions to break up Rancho's friendship with Farhan and Raju. In contrast, Virus' favorite student, Chatur "Silencer" Ramalingam, (Omi Vaidya) believes in mindless memorizing over understanding, in order to reach his goals of corporate and social status. Meanwhile, Rancho also falls in love with Virus' medical student daughter Pia (Kareena Kapoor) when he, Raju and Farhan crash her sister's wedding banquet in order to get a free meal, in the process further infuriating Virus.



Things further escalate when the three friends, who are already drunk, break into Virus' house at night to allow Rancho to propose to Pia, and then urinate on a door inside the compound before running away. The next day, Virus threatens to expel Raju unless he talks on Rancho. Not wanting to betray his friend or let down his family, Raju jumps out of the third floor window and ends up in a coma. Following his recovery, Raju takes an unexpected approach for an interview for a corporate job whilst Farhan decides to pursue his love of photography. The two friends succeed with their tasks and this further enfuriates Virus, causing him to come up with a plan that will jeopardize Raju's job. During this process, Pia overhears this and decides to help Rancho and Farhan by providing them with the keys to her father's office. However, Virus catches them and expels them on the spot. After that Pia angrily confronts him, denouncing him for the death of Pia's brother. At the same time Viru's pregnant elder daughter Mona (Mona Singh) goes into labour. A heavy storm cuts all power and traffic, and Pia is in self-imposed exile because of her revealing of her brother's actions. She instructs Rancho to deliver the baby in the college common room via VOIP. After the baby is apparently stillborn, Rancho resuscitates the baby. Virus reconciles with Rancho and his friends, and allows the trio to stay for their final exams.



Their story is framed as intermittent flashbacks from the present day, ten years after Chatur promised to become more successful than Rancho. Having lost contact with Rancho, who disappeared during the graduation party and went into seclusion, Raju and Farhan begin a journey to find him. They are joined by Chatur, now a wealthy and successful businessman, who joins them, brazenly confident that he has surpassed Rancho and also looking to seal a deal with a famous scientist and prospective business associate named Phunsukh Wangdu. When they find Rancho's house in Shimla, they find a completely different Rancho (Jaaved Jaffrey). From him they come to know that their friend was a destitute servant boy "Chhote" who loved learning, while he, the real Rancho, disliked study. The family agreed to let the servant boy study in Rancho's place instead of labouring. In return, the real Rancho would pocket the qualifications and after graduating, the servant boy will cease all contact. The real Rancho reveals that Chhote is now a school-teacher in Ladakh.



Raju and Farhan find Pia and arrive in Rancho’s school. Pia and the fake Rancho rekindle their love, while Chatur mocks Rancho for becoming a school teacher. He asks Rancho to sign on a "Declaration of defeat" document. When Rancho's friends ask for his real name is, he reveals that he is actually Phunsukh Wangdu himself. Chatur finds out about this and is horrified; he accepts his defeat and pleads his case with Phunsukh to establish the business relationship he was after.



CastAamir Khan as Ranchoddas "Rancho" Shamaldas Chanchad / Phunsukh Wangdu

Kareena Kapoor as Pia Sahastrabuddhe

R. Madhavan as Farhan Qureshi

Sharman Joshi as Raju Rastogi

Boman Irani as Viru Sahastrabuddhe (Virus)

Omi Vaidya as Chatur Ramalingam (Silencer)

Parikshit Sahni as Mr. Qureshi

Javed Jaffrey as Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad

Mona Singh as Mona Sahastrabuddhe (Pia's sister)

Sanjay Lafont as Suhas

Rahul Kumar as Millimeter

Amardeep Jha as Mrs. Rastogi

Farida Dadi as Mrs. Qureshi

Jayant Kripalani as Interviewer

Arun Bali as Shamaldas Chanchad

Production[edit] FilmingThe shoot of the film with the supporting characters began on 28 July 2008. Hirani and his team left in late August for the shoot with the principal cast. The film was shot in Delhi, Bangalore, Mumbai, Ladakh, Chail and Shimla. Aamir and rest of the cast began shooting in early September. Hirani planned to wrap up the film by December.[8] The first scene was shot in an aircraft with Madhavan. From Mumbai, the crew and cast comprising Aamir and Kareena went to Ladakh for a 20-day schedule.[9] The shooting also took place at the Indian Institute of Management - Bangalore for 33 days as a part of the second schedule of production.[10]



According to Rajkumar Hirani, the biggest joke while filming was that he was called the most idiotic director, as he had asked the heroine of the film to gain weight and the heroes to lose weight.[11]



Release[edit] Box officeThe film grossed roughly 269,50,00,000 in India and a further 69,98,00,000 in the overseas markets, taking its total worldwide gross to 339,48,00,000. Box Office India declared the film an "All time blockbuster".[12]



India3 Idiots broke all box office records upon release. In its four-day first weekend, the film netted 380 million, and broke the record held by Ghajini for the first weekend collections. By the first week, the film netted 790.5 million, again breaking the box office record held by Ghajini. At the end of its theatrical run in India, it broke all box office records for Indian box office collections, and is the first Bollywood film to cross the 2 billion mark in India itself. Currently, it is the highest-grossing Bollywood film according to net collections, earning 2.024 billion (US$ 44,720,996).



Overseas3 Idiots is the second highest-grossing Indian film in overseas markets after My Name is Khan.[13] It set record collections for Indian-made films in territories such as USA,[4] Australia, Fiji and some African territories,[citation needed] but performed comparatively underwhelmingly in the UK. In the United States, the film earned $6.5 million since its opening.[4][14] Overall, it is currently the second highest-grossing film in overseas markets. It has collected US$ 15.50 million (INR 72 crores) since its opening.[13]



Critical reception3 Idiots received generally positive reviews. Subhash K. Jha (film critic and author of The Essential Guide to Bollywood) states: "It's not that 3 Idiots is a flawless work of art. But it is a vital, inspiring and life-revising work of contemporary art with some heart imbued into every part. In a country where students are driven to suicide by their impossible curriculum, 3 Idiots provides hope. Maybe cinema can't save lives. But cinema, sure as hell, can make you feel life is worth living. 3 Idiots does just that, and much more. The director takes the definition of entertainment into directions of social comment without assuming that he knows best."[15] Nikhat Kazmi of the Times of India gave it four and a half stars and suggests that, "The film is a laugh riot, despite being high on fundas [...] Hirani carries forward his simplistic `humanism alone works' philosophy of the Lage Raho Munna Bhai series in 3 Idiots too, making it a warm and vivacious signature tune to 2009. The second half of the film does falter in parts, specially the child birth sequence, but it doesn't take long for the film to jump back on track." [16] Mayank Shekhar of the Hindustan Times gave the film three and a half out of four stars and comments that "this is the sort of movie you’ll take home with a smile and a song on your lips." [17] Taran Adarsh of Bollywood Hungama gave 3 Idiots four and a half out of five stars and states: "On the whole, 3 Idiots easily ranks amongst Aamir, Rajkumar Hirani and Vidhu Vinod Chopra's finest films. Do yourself and your family a favour: Watch 3 Idiots. It's emotional, it's entertaining, it's enlightening. The film has tremendous youth appeal and feel-good factor to work in a big way." [18] Kaveree Bamzai of India Today gave 3 Idiots five stars and argues that "it's a lovely story, of a man from nowhere who wanted to learn, told like a fairy tale, with the secret heart carrying its coded message of setting all of us free." [19]



Other critics gave the film a mixed review. Rajeev Masand of CNN-IBN gave the film three out of five stars and states: "Going home after watching 3 Idiots I felt like I'd just been to my favorite restaurant only to be a tad under-whelmed by their signature dish. It was a satisfying meal, don't get me wrong, but not the best meal I'd been expecting." [20] Raja Sen of Rediff gave the film two out of five stars and states: "Rajkumar Hirani's one of the directors of the decade, a man with immense talent and a knack for storytelling. On his debut, he hit a hundred. With his second, he hit a triple century. This time, he fishes outside the offstump, tries to play shots borrowed from other batters, and hits and misses to provide a patchy, 32*-type innings. It's okay, boss, *chalta hai*. Even Sachin has an off day, and we still have great hope." [21] This film is going to be remade in both Telugu and Tamil.[22]



Awards57th National Film Awards[23]



Best Popular Film Providing Wholesome Entertainment - 3 Idiots

Best Audiography - Anup Dev

Best Lyrics - Swanand Kirkire - Behti Hawa Sa Tha Wo

2010 IIFA Awards[24]



Best Film - 3 Idiots

Best Direction - Rajkumar Hirani

Best Story - Abhijat Joshi, Rajkumar Hirani and Vidhu Vinod Chopra

Best Supporting Actor - Sharman Joshi

Best Actress - Kareena Kapoor

Best Actor in a negative role - Boman Irani

Best Lyricist - Swanand Kirkire

Best Singer Male - Shaan - Behti Hawa Sa Tha Wo

Best Cinematography - C. K. Muraleedharan, ISC

Best Screenplay - Abhijat Joshi, Rajkumar Hirani & Vidhu Vinod Chopra

Best Dialogue - Rajkumar Hirani & Abhijat Joshi

Best Editing - Rajkumar Hirani

Best Sound Recording - Bishwadeep Chatterjee & Nihal Ranjan Samal

Best Song Recording - Bishwadeep Chatterjee & Sachin K Sanghvi

Best Sound Re-Recording - Anup Dev

Best Background Score - Sanjay Wandrekar,Atul Raninga & Shantanu Moitra

2010 Filmfare Awards



Best Film - Vidhu Vinod Chopra

Best Director - Rajkumar Hirani

Best Supporting Actor - Boman Irani

Best Dialogue - Raj Kumar Hirani and Vidhu Vinod Chopra

Best Story - Abhijat Joshi and Rajkumar Hirani

Best Screenplay - Rajkumar Hirani and Vidhu Vinod Chopra

2010 Max Stardust Awards



Readers Choice Awards for Star Of The Year (Female) - Kareena Kapoor

Readers Choice Awards for Best Film Of The Year - Drama - Rajkumar Hirani

2010 Star Screen Awards



Best Film - Rajkumar Hirani

Best Director - Rajkumar Hirani

Best Popular Actress - Kareena Kapoor

Best Villan - Boman Irani

Best Comedian - Omi Vaidya

Best Screenplay - Abhijat Joshi, Rajkumar Hirani, Vidhu Vinod Chopra

Best Dialogue - Abhijat Joshi, Rajkumar Hirani

Best Editing - Rajkumar Hirani

Best Choreography - Bosco-Caesar - Zoobi Doobi

Most Promising Newcomer – Male - Omi Vaidya[25][26]

SoundtrackThe film's soundtrack is composed by Shantanu Moitra with lyrics penned by Swanand Kirkire.



3 Idiots



Soundtrack album by Shantanu Moitra

Genre Feature film soundtrack

Label T-Series

Producer Shantanu Moitra

Professional reviews

Bollywood Hungama link





TracklistTrack# Song Singer(s) Duration

1 "Aal Izz Well" Sonu Nigam, Shaan, Swanand Kirkire 4:36

2 "Zoobi Doobi" Sonu Nigam, Shreya Ghoshal 4:08

3 "Behti Hawa Sa Tha Woh" Shaan, Shantanu Moitra 5:01

4 "Give Me Some Sunshine" Suraj Jagan, Sharman Joshi 4:07

5 "Jaane Nahin Denge Tujhe" Sonu Nigam 3:32

6 "Aal Izz Well (Remix)" Sonu Nigam, Shaan, Swanand Kirkire 4:41

7 "Zoobi Doobi (Remix)" Sonu Nigam, Shreya Ghoshal 3:29



Controversy: Adaptation from bookPrior to the release of the film director Rajkumar Hirani commented on the relationship between Five Point Someone by Chetan Bhagat and 3 Idiots stating:



Chetan gave me this book to read and I wanted to make a film on it. But I knew right from the start that I could not make a film completely on the book, as it was very anecdotal and a film needs a plot. So I had decided to rewrite it in a screenplay format. You'll see that the film is very different from the book. After I wrote the script, I called Chetan and narrated it to him. I told him that if he did not like the script, I would stop the project. But he was okay with it.[27]

The day after the film opened, Chetan also noted:



Initially I did sit down with Raju and Abhijat while they were deciding to make a film based on '5 Point Someone'. I even went to IIT with Abhijat a couple of times. But it was just not possible for me to be involved at every stage of the screenplay writing process since I was in Hong Kong at that time, working full time and busy writing other books. Moreover, Abhijat is based in USA, Raju was in the US for quite a while working on the screenplay but it was not practical for me to do that [...] The film retains the soul of the book. 3 Idiots is different from the book but at the same time it does borrow many things from the book. The core theme and message of the film is coming from the book itself. And that's why the makers have officially credited the film as 'Based on a novel by Chetan Bhagat.'[28]

A controversy developed a few days after the release, however, over the fact that Chetan's credit, "Based on the novel Five Point Someone by Chetan Bhagat" appeared in the closing credits rather than in the opening ones.[29] At that time, Bhagat stated that he "was expecting an opening credit and I was quite surprised on not seeing it. They had bought the rights, made the payment and committed to a credit in the contract. It’s there, but it’s not about it being there, it’s about the placement and the prominence."[30] In a 31 December 2009 blog post on his personal website, Bhagat stated that he was told the movie was only 2-5% based on the book, but when he saw it, he felt that it was 70% of the book. He also argued that he was misled by the makers of the film, though he noted, that "this has nothing to do with Mr. Aamir Khan [...] I am a big fan of Aamir and he has made my story reach people. However, he was told by the makers not to read the book, and he hasn’t. Thus, he cannot comment on the issue in a meaningful manner." [31]

A few people responded to Chetan's statements. According to the Indo-Asian News Service (IANS), during a press conference with reporters producer Vidhu Vinod Chopra "clarified that in the agreement between the producer and Bhagat, it was clearly mentioned that the author’s name would be put in the closing credits." IANS also reported that Chopra "lost his cool" and "asked a reporter to shut up after being questioned whether his hit 3 Idiots was lifted from author Chetan Bhagat’s book Five Point Someone."[32] Chopra later apologized, stating: "I really think I’m silly. I was provoked, but I shouldn’t have done this. I saw myself on TV and saw how I was shouting ‘shut up, shut up’ like an animal. I told myself — ‘what nonsensical behaviour’."[33] Aamir Khan also responded to these claims.[29][34] Rajkumar Hirani stated that "We have officially bought the rights for the film. We drew a contract with him and it clearly mentions about the position of his credit. With open eyes he had seen the contract, consulted his lawyer and signed the agreement [...] In the contract, we have said that the title would be given in the rolling credits. We haven't changed the font size. We haven't increased the speed of the title. It's exactly there where it was agreed to be." [35] Chetan Bhagat later apologized stating, "I definitely do not have anything against team 3 Idiots. I may have some issues on the mistake they may have made but nothing about their personality or the kind of people they are. I apologise to their families if there was any distress caused to them. I also want to thank all my fans, who stood by me but I don't want them to turn against anyone especially Aamir."

原来这里没有你

原来这里没有你 原来世界没有那么美
从前相依那天地 无奈已太乏味 都失去生气
原来这里没有你 然而我渴望再抱拥你
而从前相依那滋味 如若我已不想接受
这刻怎会念记
旧日尚未尽力共挽手到未来
今天终于分开未说出应不应该 怎么梦境都不再
才发现你在每夜原来未能替代
旧日尚未尽力共挽手到未来
今天心中空虚未说出应不应该 假使没真的相爱
又试问我在那夜至今为何不恋爱
原来这里没有你 才明暸我已没法舍得你
从前相依那绮腻 无奈已变做 映过的戏
原来这里没有你 然而我渴望再抱拥你
而从前相依那滋味 如若我已不想接受
这刻怎会念记
旧日尚未尽力共挽手到未来
今天终于分开未说出应不应该 怎么梦境都不再
才发现你在每夜原来未能替代
旧日尚未尽力共挽手到未来
今天心中空虚未说出应不应该 假使没真的相爱
又试问我在那夜至今为何始终不恋爱
未忘掉 旧日简单的需要
未明白 从前很反覆的心跳
未曾问 为何你每夜寂寥
从头渡过 共聚每一秒